Pender’s Fabulous Journal of Random Stuff and Things!!!!

Cards for all occasions! Need to send a card to that special someone? This site is sure to have the card you need!

Here’s another nifty article talking about how taking Vitamin D and Calcium help relieve PMS symptoms. Drinking 4 servings of skim-milk a day keeps the relationship.. uh.. sound.

This isn’t a comment on Hollywood BTW, in case that’s what you’re thinking. She doesn’t seem to get PMS (much).

I’m in trouble again, aren’t I..

Here’s an article describing how obese people who smoke are gonna die sooner than skinny freaks who don’t smoke.

I’m so torn between becoming fat and living longer. I’m also torn between smoking and not-smoking, but to a lesser extent since I don’t actually smoke and I am so pathetic that I just don’t have the willpower to start.

If they can stop the ends of our telomere’s from losing ~27 base pairs a year, I think we’d live forever. Recently I’ve read a bunch of stuff about this, and I almost firmly believe it. I’ve also read some studies talking about how if we reduce the amount of free radicals in our bodies that we live longer because it helps prevent the killage of our telomeres.

So my conclusion about all this: eat yer oatmeal.

I just tried out M$’s new drawring program called Acrylic. Right now it’s a free beta download but I expect that in the future (when everyone is wearing silvery unisex jumpsuits, except the rebels, god damn them!) M$ will be charging lots and lots of $$$$$$ (dollar signs) for it. Not sure if the beta will become crippled in the future or not, or if it sends magical usage information and credit card numbers over the interweb that they don’t want you to know about. But it drawrs purdy pictures!!!

Beautiful!!!

I’ve read a couple of reviews by totally biased people and the reviews suck. Linux people are kind of trying to ignore it. Microsoft people are saying it’s the greatest thing since the invention of the wookie.

I can’t really review the thing from a technical standpoint.. It doesn’t really compare to Adobe Photoshop for image editing, cause I know photoshop but I don’t know all the workings of this thing. I also don’t know anything about corel draw, which is what this thing is also similar to. It’s a combination of both, kinda.

Here’s the only review that counts on the entire interweb, made by yours truely (me): it’s fun to use, so I likes it!

If it weren’t for the wind I’d be dead!

It’s ridiculously hot. I just came back from dropping off a Strawberry Blizzardquake thingy to Hollywood at work, cause it’s too hot to be workin’ today! I put the blizzard cup into a cup with a lid and rode straight to her work, by the time I got there it was melted a lot, but she got the point.

It’s almost too hot to ride the bike, even with all the vents open in my jacket and helmet it’s like covering myself with molten air! Are we to expected a scorcher summer? I’m too fat for all this heat, I sweat now!

Hi ladies! Guess what, I’m single!

Hobbies include:
listening to light rock
washing my car
brutally murdering and decapitating old people

Call me!

That mugshot freaks me out, mannn!

Courtesy of J-walk Blog.

Holy crap this stuff works awesome! I admit it, I’m a punk and never used the stuff before, at least, not in the last 15 or so years. I used to use it on my bicycle chain when I was a kid and thought it worked the way it was supposed to and never gave it a second thought.

My car door’s started sounding like a 1967 Dodge Coronet (not unlike my mother’s car), so I bought some of this and sprayed it, not even a second later there wasn’t a squeek to be heard! That stuff really takes away retardedly loud squeeks in car doors! So of course then I ran around the entire house spraying anything that made any sort of sound what-so-ever. Including the cat. She shut up! I also sprayed it on the front door where the door sticks to the frame a little bit, and now it’s 10x easier to close the door. I also don’t get stuck to the cat anymore!

My bicycle’s been outside all winter, this weekend I’m going to spray this stuff on the red/rusty chain and see if it magically brings it back to life!

Some of the keys on my keyboard’s sticky.. HMMMMmmmmmMMmMMMmMmmm..

This is so exciting!!!

Current Conditions in Moncton

Damn you jebus! Damn you for making us burn in hellish!

In other news, Hollywood bought a bikini today for tannin’ and has a big sunburn on her face. :)

I used to want to be a firefighter, until I realized I was afraid of being immersed in fire that would cook my brain and make my head asplode.

Here’s an article telling how firefighters can cool the gases so that they can proceed to the source of the blaze. Seems like a smart way of doing things to me, but it seems the Firefighters of America have a very narrow-minded outlook on how things should be done. Consciquently, many of them die each year. Good game, now I’ll just respawn in the entranceway and try to fight the fire again! Oh wait, I’m burned to death and this isn’t a game. Poo.

No mention of Canada in this, I’d be interested to know if they are adopting a similar method, if they’re equally as narrow-minded.

In case you’re wondering, I’m interested in this stuff because I really DON’T want to burn to death. I know, kinda silly.

I’m tweaking the site’s scheme a bit. If it somehow becomes MORE difficult to read, let me know. I was getting bored with the black and white. I’ll probably be tweaking it off and on for the next few days or months or whenever I feel like it, so don’t be sassin’ me!